Have you ever “done a Bev” (yes, it’s a thing)? Have you ever fallen down a manhole while cleaning your car? Or got run over by a lovely but hefty rescue boxer? Have you ever been given a negative and switched it to a positive? If the answers to these questions are yes, then congratulations, you’ve done a Bev! Claim your prize: a lot of shiny things and the superpower to count to ten in French! Il n’y a pas de quoi!